11:19 a.m

I'm swamped today...well, no, not really swamped. Swamped by MY standards anyway.

I have stupid piano lessons and stupid driver's lesson...I swear to fucking Christ, why the FUCK DO I HAVE TO LEARN ANYTHING? I'm very happy with being blissfully sub-par. Life would be so much easier if I were stupid...not that I'm not stupid, just that I'm not as stupid as I could be...I haven't reached my stupid potential.

Well, maybe that's not true, the whole stupid thing. I mean, George Bush is pretty stupid but I would imagine his life as being rather difficult. Then again, he is the President of a superpower. So I guess the idea here is to be stupid AND have no ambition. Totally do-able.

Signed,

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