FREAK OUT!

Ok, fine, I will confess my sins:

I am in love with Kermit the Frog. I eat three pounds of illegal mushrooms everyday. I think mayonnaise rocks. George Bush is hot, communism rules, boo abortion, meat is murder, go free love, condoms are for squares, Texans are elegant, Brits have fantastic teeth, Canadians are in-bred hicks, all Asians are good at math, all Jews are cheap but not as cheap as East Indians, Jesus was a closet homosexual, the Pope is a Nazi, all Californians are freaks, McDonalds provides quality food, everything gives you cancer, French people suck, French-CANADIAN people suck harder and all hail the great lord Satan.

666. Peace and war. Fuck you, I hope you all die. Eventually.