5:30 p.m.

God, I love the Daily Show. Funniest thing on TV (or internet, as in my case). STEPHEN COLBERT IS MY GOD if only for the 'This Week in God' segments (or, you know, whoever writes the material). Hahahahahahaaaa.

Anyway, so what did Lena do today? Ummm...hmmm...about completely botching a test? THAT's right, that Mariage de Figaro test was shit in a can. Not only did I not know what the hell I was talking about, but I completely MASSACRED the French language. Well, that's what you have to expect from a maudit anglais like me...misused tenses and beaucoup d'anglicisme dans le writing of le French.

My friends thought I was on crack today 'cause I was laughing and all happy...am I really that depressing? As far as I can remember, I've always laughed hysterically at the most importune moments.

Silly people.

Anyway, now it's quiz time.

Quiz à la Moi

Full name: Lena D.

DOB: November 10, 1987

Sex: Female

Sign: Scorpio

Favourite food: Eggo waffles

What are you listening to right now?: Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

Last movie you saw in the theatre?: The Incredibles

Last person you saw?: Mum

Last person you called?: I don't call people. Phones freak me out.

If you could change your name, what would it be?: Pretty Van Fantastic or Jo Mamma! (exclamation mark included)

If you could have a bare-knuckled fist fight with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?: I'm going to say either Avril Lavigne, K., or anyone who reads my blog. (HEY! This question was in Fight Club wasn't it?)

If you could exterminate any animal in the world, what would it be and why?: MOSQUITOES! Useless, filthy, west-nile spreading vermin...oh, and dolphins, 'cause you KNOW they're just waiting to take over.

Would you rather:

Eat a human baby or a live hedgehog?: Hedgehog, definitely...babies are to gamey.

Swim naked in Lake Ontario in midwinter for three hours or in a basin of potentially radioactive waste for three minutes?: Tricky, tricky, tricky...either way, I'm going to be mutated in some way, but the radioactive waste would probably be less painful.

Make out with Richard Nixon or with Richard Simmons?: Simmons! Oh my God, that sexy red hair...raaaiow!

Ask a question, any question?: Why is there a question mark at the end of this sentence? It's not question...or is it? (Damn, that's two...wtv).

Yours...