Saturday, January 08, 2005

12:06 p.m

Oh. My. Oprah.

Oprah has this God complex that I find annoying. "Look at me, I'm Oprah! I make a zillion dollars a year! I'm going to meddle and solve everybody's problems one person at a time! My shit smells like peach ice cream! I'm perfect! Everybody prostrate yourself in front of me because I am the Almighty Oprah!"

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I don't know what spurred this Oprah bashing. I was just reading Gareth's blog and it made me think about how shit school has been and I got into a really bad mood and now I must channel all my negative energy into insulting a person I've never met and whose show I've never really watched...or else sit down and get my lazy ass to work.

thanks a bunch Gareth *shake fist*

...then again, what's the point of being in a bad mood if you can't spread it around?

Yours...

Just a funny comment from 'The Passion of the Chris'

Womens right to vote. Why it destroys countries.
Vivisection. Making beautiful bunnies.
Euthanasia. Because Grandad smells.

So wrong...but oh, how I laughed. Good job Wardy!

1 Comments:

Blogger Gareth said...

*cowers in the corner*
sorry!
im having an equally enjoyable time spending ALL night doing preparation for exams!
that thing about Oprah made me chuckle; didnt she give all of her audience cars on one of her shows?
shes lost it.

10:51 AM  

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