8:44 p.m

My problem is that I'm a lazy-ass slacker and I don't see anything wrong with that. All my friends, they've got shitloads of stuff to do and they do all of it, whereas I've got a million hours of spare time and I do jack squat. Well, 'million hours' might be a bit of an overstatement, but I have comparatively less commitments to make than all those psychotic assholes at school.

Anyway, I have a piano exam on Friday. Just to show how completely un-FOB-like I am, I should let everyone that I suck --- SUCK --- at the piano. Like playing it, hate practicin'...again, my lazy-ass slacker tendencies kicking in.

OK, I'm just going to say something: I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THIS GIRL IN MY ENGLISH CLASS. I'm not going to name her 'cause that's mean, so I'll call her Stupid-As-Fuck-Crunchy-Head (of SAFCH of short). I tried to be tolerant, I tried to be nice, but then I couldn't help going FUCK THIS, this girl is dumb and I don't want to touch her with a ten foot pole, let alone work with her on a project. Let me describe her in all her heinous qualities because, dammit, I want to:

1) ANNOYING! Always "I don't know what to do", "I don't understand", "Did you send me the email?", "*incomprehensible shit I didn't catch because of her snortle laughter*"...she's got this Chinese accent, which usually doesn't bother me because I'm constantly surrounded by people I love who don't speak the best English, but it's a combination of her deep, nasally voice AND the accent...AAAAAH!

2) DUMB! Sooooo stupid. Not, like, book dumb, like she's not good in school. She gets decent marks. Like selectively stupid in a way that increases Point 1).

3) UGLY! Not a real reason, but I'm putting it here just to spite her! But, YES, her hair looks like black steel wool.

Can you feel the rage? Suffice it to say, today sucked mondo wang.

DIE SAFCH!

Yours...