9:17 a.m.

It seems rather pointless to post that I'm going to England...but I figure I should.

YES! I AM GOING TO ENGLAND! SUCK ON THAT, TERRORISTS!

Anyway, my plane leaves in...10 hours. Fun. I've packed (for the most part)...it's going to be scary, this is the first time I've been on a plane by myself...well, as in without my family, I'm sure there are other people on the plane with me. Freaky deaky. I don't plan on eating anything on the plane, 'cause plane food is gross like a bath........hopefully I'll sleep.

By the by, I got my G2 which means, to those not living in Ontario, that I can legally drive by myself. How fucked up is that? I can drive! That's seriously messed up, dudes. The guy who tested me gave me this huge long lecture at the end of my exam...you know "You have to observe more and slow down when you make right turns and blablablablablablabla...but I'm going to give you your license anyway 'cause I know you can actually drive but I'm going to make it seem like I'm doing it out of the kindness of my cold- dead- driving-examiner's heart."

So, in conclusion :

England + Driver's License = (as G would say) Acetacular


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4:05 p.m.

Yes, bitches, I'm back. The past few weeks were great, though nothing spectacular has happened. Well, I was on this really great inexplicable high until it turned out that I will most likely not be going to England after all. That pissed me off some. But I'd rather not discuss it. Let's say it has something to do with stupid fucking fundamentalist zealots who think blowing people up is the only way to appease their , ahem, "God".

But, like I said, I'd rather not discuss it.

It's almost the blog's year-long anniversary. Yay. Let's re-cap on what's happened this past year:

- I've graduated high school
- I've gotten into York U for filmmaking
- I've made THREE movies
- I've failed a driver's exam (attempt numero 2 is in three days...oh shit!)
- I've had one of the three movies shown at an Internationally recognized film festival (well, an off-shoot of the Toronto Film Festival, but still!)
- I went to Vietnam, Australia, and Hong Kong
- I went on a sort-of date with a guy with no arms (I haven't spoken to him since, by the way...and I don't plan on doing so)
- i started two blogs
- I've successfully infiltrated the CIA
- I've killed two dozen puppy dogs and polluted three quarters of the Great Lakes water reserve

It's been a fun year. Sort of.